Children run and hide. Mothers cover the eyes of your children and run to your refrigerator to check your produce. It's true food is on the escape. Your precious money has left your fridge and joined my campus.
Grapes and bananas are the most to be concerned with. The grapes are tired of sitting in the fridge forgotten about to be thrown away later. Bananas are upset about sitting on counters to collect brown spots. It's time to act! We must save our produce. Lock the fridge or whatever it takes.
You may be wondering what caused this uprising of food. Yes it is last nights hamburger leftovers saved for today's lunch. 
(Hamburger fleeing the scene to avoid questioning.)
4 comments:
Miss why exactly is there fruit on your campus.
Becca apparently it is National Public Health week and they were promoting eating healthy and not eating hamburgers. However today they are having free pizza which I think is counterintuitive. Oh well
Um...What? Do these people really not have ANYTHING better to do with their lives???
Oh my...how silly. The poor kid in the banana suit. I think that one is the worst.
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